Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
third nipple confirmed
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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