Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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