u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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