yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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