I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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