i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You can make out without kissing
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