if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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