Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
