I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
