is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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