Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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