love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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