You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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