so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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