I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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