I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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