Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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