She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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