I think I am morally bankrupt
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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