my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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