Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he was CRYING into my vagina
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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