There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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