I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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