forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
In America we eat man semen.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
