12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
