He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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