Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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