Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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