Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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