Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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