just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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