you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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