I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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