Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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