I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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