Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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