Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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