He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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