The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Let's paint friendship bongs
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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