He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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