1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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