you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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