how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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