she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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