i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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