yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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