You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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