I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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