My nipple is on Facebook.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
