Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We don't watch enough power rangers
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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