It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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