New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
we're making bets on your personal life
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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